When was the last time you heard a news report about a burglar breaking into someone’s house to steal leftover paint, an old ladder, or some rusty tools? Chances are you have never heard that on the news and there is good reason for that – it doesn’t happen. Sure, once in a while a garage will be broken into and a car or some high-end items will be taken, but for the most part garages are left alone whenever a criminal decides to break into a home.
Most everyone, including thieves, have seen or heard of the safes designed to look like beer cans, books, or wall power outlets. Thieves know these exist and know what subtle differences to look for when breaking into a house. You may think you hid your gold coins well, but you would be surprised at just how obvious your “hiding place” is to a professional burglar. Wall safes and fire-proof boxes aren’t much better than a fake soda can in the fridge for hiding your belongings, and that’s why you need the to know the best place to hide valuables in your home.
A typical garage is a hodge-podge of tools, cleaning products, toxic chemicals, tools and garden equipment, auto supplies, and who knows what else. If it’s difficult for you to find what you need, imagine a thief being confronted with the same mess? That’s why I think the garage is the best place to hide valuables in your home; who would ever dig thru everything in the garage to find a hiding space? Here are some ideas for where to hide valuables in your garage:
- An old paint can. Growing up, my garage had about 10 different cans half-filled with paint. Clean out the inside of one of old cans, leaving the outside dirty and covered with paint splatter, and put your items inside. Put the can in with all the other paint cans on the shelf.
- The bottom of a tool box. I have 5 tool boxes, each packed full of assorted tools. I could empty one out, put some valuables at the bottom, and then re-pile my tools on top. A burglar is not going to take the time to empty each tool box you own.
- A light fixture. A light fixture over a work bench won’t raise any eyebrows, so install a fake one like this to store some valuables in.
- In the insulation. My garage has insulation that is out in the open, meaning I have access to all of it. I could cut could a small hole in an obscure piece, put a bag of valuables inside, and fasten it back up with duct tape. There is duct tape all over my garage, so this wouldn’t look out of place.
- A fake safe. I don’t like the idea of using fake safes inside the house, since they look kind of obvious, especially in an incorrect location. A fake safe designed like an engine degreaser wouldn’t even be seen by a burglar walking through your garage.
While there are tons of places you can use, and everyone has their own favorites, the best place to hide valuables in your home is the garage. They are often full of dusty junk and toxic products, so burglars will rarely spend any time in there looking around. They may grab something obvious out in the open, but they are not going to dig thru the shelves checking all your paint cans. Make sure you tell another member of your household or a trusted friend where you have items stored in the garage, as should something happen to you someone should know that there are valuables hidden in your home in various places.
Where do you hide your valuables? Do you have a favorite spot that we could copy in our own homes?
I actually hadn’t heard of fake safes before!
Our most valuable items – TV, guitars – are large and not really hideable.
A friend used to put her laptop/jewellery below her pillow, I think, before she left for work. /shrug.
I hadn’t heard of these fake safes either. They sound really cool. You are right about large items though. They are a challenge to hide. Maybe under a bed or something.
I had not heard of fake safes either. We hide what we can (like cash and jewelry) deep in our closet. Other things are in our safe deposit box. My wife and I were actually discussing this the other night in regards to if we need to make some changes though.
The back of the closet is one of the first places thieves look, so you may want to consider moving that stuff to less “popular” place!
We don’t really hide them, even though we should. This has definitely made me thought about hiding stuff right when I get home!
Better to attempt to be safe than sorry right?!
The issue with any and all of these is making sure that you don’t forget where you put it and that everybody in your house who would have the ability to compromise this is fully aware. What if your spouse decided to ‘surprise’ you by cleaning out those paint supplies and before you knew it, your gold coins were being hauled away in the garbage truck? These are smart ideas, but just make certain you’re not outsmarting yourself.
Absolutely – family members should know and maybe a trusted neighbor as well, in case anything were to happen to the family.
I just booby trap my entire house so that I can catch burglars. You can’t even imagine the number of times I’ve been strung up by my toes in my own home 😉
Seriously, good tips — I hadn’t heard of many of these tricks.
Remind me not to come into your house! 😉
I’ve always hid stuff in the small compartment area under the bottom drawer. I am not sure if this is a safe place.. but it sure seems like thieves won’t go there.
Just don’t use your underwear drawer as this seems to be a top spot for digging.
I have a post on my blog just like this and one spot was in the flower pot.. it’s funny there are so many places to hide money but most people go for the obvious.We don’t keep cash in the house personally, maybe some coin but all our $$$ is out of sight! Mr.CBB
I love the flower pot idea. I am definitely going to use that one.
So, what you’re trying to say is that I shouldn’t be putting my jewelery in my top dresser drawer? Also, I should be examining every paint can before helping someone clear out an estate?
Lol. You might want a less obvious place for your jewelry. As far as paint cans, go I think you are ok. lol.
I’ve never thought of hiding valuables in the garage. I’ve heard of hiding them in the basement in a similar fashion. I’ve read that thieves usually stick to the upper floors because it’s easier to see if someone is coming and there are more exit points. But the garage makes more sense.
Thieves usually go for the obvious spots – back of the closet, bottom of the dresser – where most people “hide” their items. I would imagine they almost never look in the garage.
Some pretty awesome tips here; I actually hadn’t heard of the fake safes myself.
Lots of us haven’t. I am so glad David shared the idea with us. It is quite cool.
All great ideas, David. What worries me about them is that they are so good that I am perfectly capable of forgetting which can it is and throwing it away! Or hiding my stuff so well that I can’t find it.
I think that has happened to us once or twice. It seems to be worse when one of us puts the other person’s stuff away. It is never where you yourself would put it.
Love this post. My Grandpa use to leave his cash in a coffee can in the back of his freezer.
I think my grandfather did that too.
Our big puppy is always at home….
Thank you for the good tips.
Pets have so many perks hey. I know that when our dogs barked growing up, people heard it and walked away.